Tusile presents A regrettable invoice

The Nitro
Tax Calculator.

How much has your crew paid Discord since you started gaming together? Drag the sliders. Try not to cry.

Your crew has paid Discord
$0.00
…and somehow nobody has an animated avatar.
Friends with Nitro in your crew
6paying members
036912+
Years together on the same server
4years
136912

Old enough to remember when screen share was free.

Server boost level for the perks
Level 2

7 boosts · $34.93/mo

The Damage

Of which…

The two pipes you've been quietly funding since 2020.

Nitro subscriptions 6 friends × $9.99/mo × 4 years
$0
Server boosts 7 boosts × $4.99/mo × 4 years
$0
Or in real-life units

What you could've bought instead.

26
years

of Tusile Guild ($15/mo, the whole crew)

2.3
RTX 5090s

at MSRP. More than zero of them would actually be in stock.

76
AAA games

at $60 each. Your Steam backlog is already crying.

3.1
round trips

NYC ↔ Tokyo, economy. To go meet the crew in person.

An Itemized Receipt

And here's what you got.

Print this out. Pin it to the fridge. Show your accountant.

DISCORDED INC.

Customer: Your Crew · Loyalty Tier: Captured

50 emoji slots used 47, never agreed on the others included
Animated PFP spins. that's the feature. included
100 MB upload limit still smaller than a Gmail attachment included
Custom profile color looks great on the mute list included
A pink loading icon included
1080p screen share they took this one back, actually removed
Saying NSFW in any context your server might be next at our discretion
Your data ours now
TOTAL CHARGED $0
Thank you for your loyalty.
No refunds. Have a magical day.
Spread the joy

Make your crew see the number.

We made you a card. Send it to the friend who keeps suggesting "we should just stay on Discord."

One image, infinite passive aggression.

Download the card and drop it in your group chat. Or, you know, post it publicly. Discord's PR team needs the engagement.

Stop the bleeding billing.

Move your crew to Tusile. Free up to 25 friends, $15/mo flat after that. Every feature unlocked at every tier. No emoji slot upsell. No banhammer.

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